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      • What's a Troll Cake?
      • Gallery
      • Instagram
      • Options
      • Order
      • FAQ
      • Contact
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        • What's a Troll Cake?

          Anonymous and delicious.

          1. We take an internet comment.

          2. Make it into a cake.

          3. And then box it up and mail it to the troll who said it. The box includes a copy of their original comment.

        • See something? Cake something.

          Each cake is copied word-for-word from an internet comment or social media post.

        • So Fresh.

          Give us this day our daily Troll Cake.

        • You've Got Options.

          All orders include trackable shipping and photos of the finished Troll Cake.

          Option 1: Troll Cake

          You supply the address.

          Send us a troll comment and the address of whoever said it. We’ll turn the comment into a custom Troll Cake and mail it to their home or work.

           

          $35

          Option 2: Troll Cake + Detective Agency

          We track 'em down.

          Send us a troll comment. We’ll investigate, make a custom Troll Cake, and mail it to the troll's home or work.

           

          Not all cases will be accepted.

           

          $60

          Option 3: Tiny Hands Special

          Bigly satisfying.

          We'll send a Troll Cake of your preferred Trump tweet to the White House.

           

          Now accepting Trump's verifiable verbal troll comments. Move on [this offer] like a bitch!

           

          $30

          Option 4: Pre-Trolled Cake

          "Donkey Witch" is tough to beat.

          Pick any Troll Cake from our website or instagram. We'll recreate it and mail it (with a screengrab of the original comment) wherever you like.

           

          $35

        • Order a Troll Cake

          Tell us which option you'd like — we'll preheat the oven and get back to you for the specifics.

          Troll Cake, please!
        • Da FAQ?

          Are they safe to eat? Do they taste good?

          Yes! Troll Cakes look mean but taste nice. Each cake is a dense, moist (sorry) chocolate chip brownie with whipped frosting and assorted colorful sprinkles and icing.

          Where do you ship?

          Anywhere in the USA!

          If you have a troll in NYC, ask us about in-person delivery.

          Are they safe for people with allergies?

          No. We avoid nuts but don't advise sending a Troll Cake to anyone with any kind of severe allergy.

        • Oh, hello.

          NYC
          TrollCakePlease@gmail.com
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