What's a Troll Cake?
Anonymous and delicious.
1. We take an internet comment.
2. Make it into a cake.
3. And then box it up and mail it to the troll who said it. The box includes a copy of their original comment.
Give us this day our daily Troll Cake.
You've Got Options.
All orders include trackable shipping and photos of the finished Troll Cake.
Option 1: Troll Cake
You supply the address.
Send us a troll comment and the address of whoever said it. We’ll turn the comment into a custom Troll Cake and mail it to their home or work.
Option 2: Troll Cake + Detective Agency
We track 'em down.
Send us a troll comment. We’ll investigate, make a custom Troll Cake, and mail it to the troll's home or work.
Not all cases will be accepted.
Option 3: Tiny Hands Special
We'll send a Troll Cake of your preferred Trump tweet to the White House.
Now accepting Trump's verifiable verbal troll comments.
Move on [this offer] like a bitch!
Option 4: Pre-Trolled Cake
"Donkey Witch" is tough to beat.
Are they safe to eat? Do they taste good?
Yes! Troll Cakes look mean but taste nice. Each cake is a dense, moist (sorry) chocolate chip brownie with whipped frosting and assorted colorful sprinkles and icing.
Where do you ship?
Anywhere in the USA!
If you have a troll in NYC, ask us about in-person delivery.
Are they safe for people with allergies?
No. We avoid nuts but don't advise sending a Troll Cake to anyone with any kind of severe allergy.